When Will The 1st Citizen Do "Freedom"?

Nigeria has gifted mankind with a new category of leadership. It's craftsmanship at its most idealistic. They call it APPRENTICE PRESIDENCY.

Its most obvious pointer can be referenced from the saying, "Jonathan dey try." This kind is mastered by the apologists of the incumbent (not only of the presidency, mind you - only that the latter is a more conspicuous target and thus has more of such atrocious comments made to hem in criticisms) and brandished to quell any upbraiding that naturally ought to be levelled against such crass blockheadedness that has been a characteristic feature of this administration. Saying it is kindergarten was putting kindergartens in a very bad light. Had I been running one, I could have sued Chief Akande for such mudslinging.

However, should we stoop so low as to accept his apprenticeship, the obvious follow-up question will be, "When is he due for FREEDOM?" Abi, won't he graduate?