50 or More Dark Shades of Grey Tissue

It is discombobulating to come to this disconcertingly dire conclusion that it appears that some people are unhappy that they have a brain. This unhappiness manifests itself in a protestation not to make use of this unwanted, unwished-for and abdicable collection of tissue.

Thus, it is allowed to lie unused, fallow. Unplowed, hollow. Akin to the Dead Sea where nothing enters hither and nothing comes wither, it an unrecognisable morassy desolate patch of grey matter.

Hmmm...

If that was all, it probably could've been worse enough. But there's more because the worst part is that this condition appears to be infectious.

God alone knows by what medium it spreads but it has become viral. And there seems to be no end to the consequences for the world teeming with unused brain cells.

(image via preventdisease.com)