Monday, September 22, 2014

SCOAN - Synagogue Church Of All Nations: Matters Arising

1. The unapproved building reconstruction collapsed.
2. Until the governor paid a visit (about three days after) NEMA staff were prevented by Church personnel from rescuing anyone.
3. It is only imaginable how many more could've been rescued, if help got to them faster.
4. The preposterous reason advanced for the collapse by the Spiritual Leader was that the UFO that circled the building several times and brought the building down was actually after his life.
5. He went further to evince the nitwitted claim that the dead were martyrs.
6. The figure of the dead has been conflicting, with the frequency at which the more responsible South Africa has released it's own figures.
7. It's the highest number of South Africans who have died outside the Rainbow Nation ever.
8. There's an audio recording of The Josh himself offering money to reporters in a bid to colour their reportage of the incidence. So far, there's deniability but no one has denied.
9. Investigations of the structure and materials used have begun by the Lagos State govt. Remains to be seen if the will is there to prosecute accordingly given the extremely touchy nature of religion.

However,
10. The Commander-in-Chief thought the most expedient function to perform in his visit to Lagos was to condole with Josh himself. To sympathise with someone who elsewhere would be cooling his heels in some detention facility across the State must come from the same confidence that gives no damn about the pulse of the people.

Why should they care about us? Have we caused them any discomfort or threatened their buttery-hold on power? In no way. So, while the "churchgoers" bleed to defend their Christian leaders and Christian Head of State both, those they defend will continue to wine even when said wine comes mixed with the blood of their defenders.

That should be number 11, tho' if you were keeping count.

But, "Kermit".

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